sophie's space

HAI. MAH NAYM IZ SOFY!
I COMZ TOO LIVE WID MUMMY WEN I WAZ A KITTEH.

AH LIKZ TOO SNUGGLZ, BUT JUST WIVZ MUMMY . . . . AND UZUALLY JUST HER LEGZ.

AH LUVZ MAH BOXEZ! DEYZ MAH FORT! NO BOYZ ALOWWD!

BAGZ TEW.

SUMTIMZ I LIK TO JUMPP OWT AND SCAYR MUMMY. LULZ! IZ FUNNY WEN SHE SCREEMZ.

PEEKABOOZ!!!

HEER BERRDY BERRDY BERRDY. . . . . 

I TEECHZ YEW BOWT COMPOOTERZ. YOUZ NOT VERY GUD AT DIS HOOMIN.

GOWAY. . . . UNLESS YEW HAZ TOONA.

DEY DIDDNT HAV BLAKK??? I LIKZ DEH BLAKK BETTR. DUNT KNOWW WHY. . . .

MAH NAILZ IZ WETT. AH BLOWW DEM DRY. . . *PPPPPPTTTTTTHHHHHH*

DEN MUMMY BRAWT HOME DEH BIG UGLY HOOMIN. . . .I TRIYD TOO KILL HIM, BUT HE GIVZ MEH TOONA. SOW ILL LETT HIM LIVE. . . . . FOR NOWW.

I HAZ LOTZ OF HIDEOWTZ IN MAH NEW HOUWS! LIK MUMMYZ PANTZ IN DEH CLOSITT. . . .

DEH RUGZ. . . . WUSNT ME.

BY DEH DOORZ. . . .

IN DEH DRAWRZ. . . . I NEEDZ A SPEWN!

AN MOAR BOXES!!

I LUVZ MAH PERCH. I KAN LOOKK DOWN ON PEEPLE. . . . AND JUDGGE DEM.

MAH PERCH IZ KOMFY . . . . zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzzzz

DEN ONE DAY DEY BROUT HOME TEH RUNT. DEY CALL HIM YOSHI. I CALLL HIM UDDER TINGZ, BUT MUMMY YELLS AT MEH.

AT FERST I TOUGHT HE WAZ FUDZ, BUT HE WAZ TOO SKRAWNY. HE NEVR SHUDDUP! I LIKD HIM BETTR WEN HE WAZ SLEEPIN.

AND HE STOLZ ALL MAH TOYZ! 

AND HE HOGGZ ALL TEH PETTINZ!

BUT AS LONNG AS HE KNOWZ WHOZ BOSS, ILL TOLLERAT HIM. HE KAN BE MAH MINYUNN!

GO FORRTH AN DO MAH BIDDDING RUNTY MINYUNN!!

BUT SO HELPP MEH, YEW BETTR STAY OWT OF MAH BOXXZ! DEY MINNE!